maybe-itdoesntmatterr:

wehatetre:

kiwi-mistic:

lionmighty:

Girls be so shocked when they realize you actually listen and try to remember what they say.

because some of y'all have the attention span of a pecan unless a titty’s out.

Sumbody said sum bout a titty out?

Originally posted by heybelinda

😂😂😂😂

madgear:

x

georgiansuggestion:

SOME MAY SAY I have not suffered in Life; Yet how can it be, when my Preferred Tea is no Longer at my Grocer?

asin-9:

doubletranquility:

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

tapejara:

lobotomygf:

gamer i’m gonna need you to put a bitcoin in the slur jar

awkwardlesbian:

olive-byrne:

do you ever associate the word “girlfriend” with wlw so much that you forget straight boys have girlfriends

Straight boys have what now

buyakasha:

so apparently symbiotes take on aspects they appreciate from past hosts, or do i have that wrong?

reallyreallyreallytrying:

it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent

gubihell:

that-twink-over-there:

rcktpwr:

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

Lost in the sauce